when
a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 

“Hey
Koala! What are you doing?” 

The
koala said, “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.” 

So
the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala

where
they enjoyed a few joints. 

After
a while the little lizard said that his mouth was “dry” 

and
that he was going to get a drink from the river. 

The
little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far 

over
and fell into the river. 

A
crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and 

helped
him to the side.  Then he asked the little lizard, 

“What’s
the matter with you?” 

The
little lizard explained to the crocodile that he 

was
sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, 

got
too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. 

The
crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked 

into
the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was 

sitting
finishing a joint.  The crocodile looked up and said, 

“Hey
you!” 

So
the koala looked down at him and said, 

“Shiiiiiiiiiiit
dude….. 

How
much water did you drink?!!”